Disclaimer: this post it not for the faint-of-heart – read at your own risk!
One of my favourite bloggers is Merlin Mann, who among other blogs such as 43 folders (productivity) has a fun blog “5ves“. Here are his suggestions for 5 things to say to telemarketers or collections calls:
- I’m sorry, but what does this have to do with human sacrifice?
- Seriously, will you still be this interested in me after we’ve dated for a while?
- Would you be able to tell if I were defecating right now?
- I am French. Your money means nothing to me.
- I can smell your panties through the phone.